The title says it all.
I’d like to write a little bit about a tradition at my school called “Full Moon on the Quad.” Basically, on the first full moon of the school year, all participating students gather in the main quad on campus starting around 10:30 PM and hang out, eat food, dance (there is a DJ), and generally chill. At midnight, you go around kissing as many people as possible. Yup. This can be anything from a quick peck on the lips to a full blown make out session. This lasts for about 20 minutes, and then you go back to your dorm, get super drunk (if you weren’t drunk already) and go out to the row and party.
Anything goes at #FMOTQ. You can kiss the person you’ve always had a crush on. You can kiss someone in your dorm. (That’s right! Dormcest n’existe pas!) You can go nude. YOU CAN GO NUDE.
So that was Wednesday and it was fun. I kissed a bunch of people, brought a guy back to my dorm, got super drunk and ate half a large pizza. Whatever. Sh*t happens.
(As if you cared)
1. I went on my first college date! S’CUTE RIGHT OMG I KNOW. He cooked dinner for us in his apartment-style housing (lasagna, delicious) and then we watched a super cheesy action comedy flick on the couch and made out! Yayyyy!
+30 points for cooking dinner
+50 points for it actually being yummy
+100 points for setting up to watch the movie on the couch, not the bed
+200 points for looking like Danny Zuko
+3,000 points for those forearms
2. I went to my first college football game! It was at home, versus Washington (state?).
+50 points for winning
+200 points for when a cute senior approached me in line for food and flirted with me, asked for my number, texted me the next day and set up our coffee date for tomorrow
-40 points for me realizing just now that that date is for TOMORROW
-60 points for it being cold afffff outside after the game
3. I got into SWIB!! It’s an all-women business organization that is super competitive and links college girls like-a-myself-a to crazy awesome internships and businesses etc. WOOOO
+5,000 points because tbh that’s awesome
4. My throat hurts like hell
-600 points for that
+3,000,000 points because that’s the only thing wrong with life rnnnnn <3<3<3